The Doctor Of Penisology: This Information Was Eye Opening. I Never Knew This Was Even Possible. (Warning! Strong Language.)

This is true. I knew something was wrong and I was a little concerned because it was obvious I had lost about 3 inches leaving me with a mere and paltry nine inches or so. I thought someone was putting penis-shrinking chemicals in the water or something for crying out loud. Although I still don’t rule that out.

And based on this information my penis was basically withering away and dying on the vine over here. WTH? And I didn’t know being celibate can also contribute to shrinkage, who would have thought. But I do know having a bigger belly can actually reduce penis size by two inches or more and there’s science to support this. Those lost inches start adding up don’t they?

But this information was eye opening and I plan to implement all of it to get me back to where I need to be. Because after all, I don’t want my penis shriveling down to the size of a sun-dried raisin simply because I failed to give it proper attention and care. I will never play Russian Roulette with my penis.

But let it be known today, and on this site, that me purchasing this pump has nothing to do with any kind of freaky sexual proclivities but me simply following the doctors orders to ensure long-term penis health and vigor. And my lucky future wife will be the happy beneficiary of it all, or all of it, however you want to look at it, lol. Petite curvaceous women are attractive.