Question: How do you know all the specifics about feces being stinking packed and caked as you said in your article Satan’s Pride On Full Display? How would you know that?
Donald Bohanon: When I go to the bathroom after a grunt and strain session and wipe my rear end and notice the thick, toxic, steaming, stinking, creamy brown paste, that’s heavily slathered on the tissue. As well as the stench that’s rising up from the tissue.
Not to mention the billowing cloud and copious amounts of nauseous, stinking gas that’s being blasted into the atmosphere. And after I turn around and take a look at the aftermath of the grunt and strain session.
After expelling massive amounts of fecal matter. Blowing big chunks of stinking, toxic, bacteria-laden turds/fecal matter into the toilet. Particularly after I’ve had a high-fiber meal.
And as I sit perched atop the toilet, my thoughts begin to wander while feeling relaxed, serene, deeply introspective, and contemplative, because of the somewhat euphoric, and relaxing, experience of waste elimination. I personally feel that a Calgon bath (which I heard takes you away and is relaxing) can’t compare to taking a relaxing dump.
Taking a relaxing dump can also be paired with so many other modest activities like for instance drinking a beer. Reading the latest issue of fitness magazine. Reading the Daily Tribune. Eating a light egg and turkey sausage biscuit. Light barbell curls. Shadow boxing. Singing, me me me me!
I then begin to ponder the more perplexing questions about life and the universe, the social construct of society, the decline of the traditional family, the duality of man, etc.
But I’m immediately catapulted back to reality as I notice the big, gross, stinking, fecal logs floating in the toilet, of different shapes, and sizes, colors, and hues.
Some olive green, some tan, some with multiple earth colors, some curved, some sickle-shaped, some straight, some brown with corn kernels in them, some with a rich, chocolate, deep, double fudge, hue. You know…I think all these would probably be pretty good indicators about how I know feces is thick, caked, creamy, stinking, etc. Hope this helps.