Please Sit Down.

SL if you don’t sit down somewhere I’m going to post a video of me and a beautiful woman staring deeply and lovingly into each other’s eyes while we smile and embrace each other. While her head gently rests on my muscular chest, as I flex my muscular chest, and her eyes lovingly gaze upward into mine, full of love, passion, and desire.

While her soft skin presses up against my exposed, flexed, muscular chest and the sweet smell of her perfume enters my nostrils. She’s attuned to my voice as I tell her how important she is to me, while she responds with a deep penetrating (pause) gaze into my eyes that’s full of love and trust and responds by saying ‘I love you so much Donald’ and causes you to go apoplectic over there.

Make you workout excessively at the gym just to keep your mind occupied because it’s racing so much. I will feed, nourish, and nurture, your limerence to levels unheard of, to its fullest strength and capacity. Don’t play with me.

This is a joke by the way for those who will try to use this humor to make false accusations while not having a clue what they are talking about. I really have never met her, and that’s the truth, and this is just a bit of humor.